ICO Update: EtherInc (aka eInc) or “Can we get a do over?”

The ass clowns 🍑🤡 at Tokenicide recently learned that Ethereum whitepaper appropriating blockchain startup EtherInc (a.k.a. “eInc”) has rescheduled its ICO.

Again.

Is it true that the “third time’s the charm?”

Apparently not, because this is the FOURTH public token sale date they have announced…

Angry Face Saying "Are You Fucking Kidding Me"
We wish…

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ICO Review: RAVN

A few days ago, one of the people we follow on Twitter retweeted something from the account @ravnapp that began with “Who loves a sexy token?” Although we’re not entirely sure why the team behind RAVN chose a middle school student to develop their social media marketing strategy, we think that student deserves an A+ because we were moving faster than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest trying to click on that tweet. Sexy token? Yes, please!

So did we actually find a “sexy token” at the RAVN ICO website? That really depends on how you define “sexy.” If by “sexy” you mean a bloated, disgusting abomination that is antithetical to everything blockchain and cryptocurrency supposedly stand for, then yes…

Otherwise, no. Not even close…

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ICO Review: PinkDate

Anyone who has launched a startup knows that it can be painfully difficult to come up with an elevator pitch that distills everything you’re trying to accomplish down to 5 words. So when you come across a project like PinkDate, which was designed to be”The Silk Road for Hookers,” you really have to wonder what the fuck they were thinking when they decided to go with “Escorting Meets the Sharing Economy” instead. 🤔

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ICO Review: Pitch

According to its website, “PITCH allows innovative entrepreneurs to quickly launch token sales and sell a portion of tokens via live video pitches to seasoned business experts.” Given that a vast majority of ICOs right now suck ass 🍑 and the projects they’re funding are doomed to fail, can anyone possibly think a blockchain-based solution designed to make it even easier to launch an ICO is a good idea? Well, yes, actually…

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ICO Review: Bob’s Repair

“Bob’s Repair” might be the dumbest name for an ICO that we’ve ever had the pleasure to come across. And that’s saying quite a lot. But the ass clowns (🍑🤡) at Tokenicide would never think of giving an ICO a shitty review merely because it had a stupid name. Especially not when there are so many other reasons to give Bob’s Repair a shitty review.

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ICO Review: eInc

According to their website, eInc promises to be the “First Community based decentralized organization.”

That’s an incredibly bold statement, and no matter how you define “community based decentralized organization,” it is almost certainly a false statement. But just because we are ass clowns (🍑🤡) doesn’t mean we have to be assholes (🍑🕳) so we’ll give them the benefit of the doubt as we dive into our review.
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