Honest AF ICO Rating System Explained

The ass clowns working behind the scenes at Tokenicide have dedicated a measurable amount of time developing and refining the “Honest AF ICO Rating System” used on our site. Here’s how it works:

  • A specially-trained crack team of Tokenicide ass clown Internet researchers scour the Google 24/7, searching for any ICOs they believe aren’t being given fair ratings on other so-called “ICO review” websites;
  • Several secret meetings are convened at undisclosed times and locations to discuss which of these ICOs deserve the most immediate attention;
  • Preliminary analytic reports are drafted and communicated to the site owners via secure channel ;
  • One of the site owners randomly selects an upcoming ICO that he or she wants to write about (ignoring all of the ass clown work product because it’s usually shit) and after conducting a thorough review, posts it on Tokenicide using the following rating scale:

0 – โ˜  Epic and total failure

1 – ๐Ÿ˜ก An embarrassment for blockchain

2 – ๐Ÿ˜  Unlikely to do anything meaningful

3 – ๐Ÿ˜ Not terrible

That’s pretty much it. We use a bunch of standardized criteria and try to inject some humor (and a fuckton of profanity) into all of our reviews, but we really do take this shit seriously.

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Post Author: Grant

Entertainment, Social Media & Cryptocurrency Attorney; ICO Advisor; Founder of Antipodal Talent ็พŽไธญไบบๆ‰; U.S. Army Veteran